you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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