I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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