I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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