bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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