You don't have asthma, your pregnant
thus making me awesome and them whores
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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