do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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