Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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