very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
What drink are we having for lunch?
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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