as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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