why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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