Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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