Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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