Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Dick very happy bro
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
