let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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