She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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