hell yes lets make some ravioli
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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