I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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