all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Im part way to drunk.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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