Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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