garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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