Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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