It's Friday. Sex?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He is an equal opportunity slut.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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