We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
