Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm sobbing to NWA
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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