is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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