Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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