well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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