Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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