I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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