I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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