i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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