I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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