I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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