That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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