Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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