I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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