Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
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