Kiss
Puke
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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