Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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