If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Please don't give away my fajitas
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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