just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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