that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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