How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
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