you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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