Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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