I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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