I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
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