There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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