Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
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