just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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