no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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