Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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