OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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