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I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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